Himself mourning himself made for an awkward wake
2010
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Best way to protect your garden from the goddamn crows? Hire a marionette
2010
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An iron roller coaster rose out of the tundra and quite a few wondered why but no one said a word.
2010
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Catherine the Great may have demanded loyalty but only orchids received his love
2010
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He is known to have said: I begin with a good idea and mold towards genius
2010
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A black eye from a banker at a banker’s funeral was a sign of disrespect, but he stayed anyways
2010
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He chose to raise Orchids, and spurned Catherine the Great's advances
2010
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Improbable Stories from highly dedicated and possibly misinformed individuals

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